rulerofmanandape - user 2018-01-23T20:13:56-05:00 JESUS VS SANTA - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:145929 2011-12-24T19:41:22-05:00 2011-12-24T19:41:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>There Can Only Be One THANKSGIVING - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:144579 2011-11-24T14:52:24-05:00 2011-11-24T14:52:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Take the day off from fighting evil<br>Today is turkey day ANTICONFORMITY - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:144510 2011-11-23T15:21:48-05:00 2011-11-23T15:21:48-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You can make me go to school<br>You can make me wear your man dress<br>But Im keeping my freaking mohawk MERCY - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:144506 2011-11-23T15:09:16-05:00 2011-11-23T15:09:16-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.<br> Abraham Lincoln HUMANITY - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:144502 2011-11-23T14:59:31-05:00 2011-11-23T14:59:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>All men are created equal<br>Women however... HANDLE WITH CARE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:144499 2011-11-23T14:55:17-05:00 2011-11-23T14:55:17-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Because skunks love nothing more than being held ART - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:144390 2011-11-21T22:37:18-05:00 2011-11-21T22:37:18-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When you break it down its just basically<br>a bunch of dudes scribbling random crap PROOF - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:144389 2011-11-21T22:34:03-05:00 2011-11-21T22:34:03-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Without it you have nothing AMERICA - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:144388 2011-11-21T22:31:32-05:00 2011-11-21T22:31:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Our diversity is what makes us so awesome POLICE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:144291 2011-11-20T15:04:11-05:00 2011-11-20T15:04:11-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Theyre not ALL pepperspray brandishing dbags<br>I hope youre taking notes Occupy Wallstreet Cops PRANKS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:144290 2011-11-20T15:00:04-05:00 2011-11-20T15:00:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hilarious when they dont happen to you BATBEAR - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:144288 2011-11-20T14:52:23-05:00 2011-11-20T14:52:23-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>NaNaNaNa NaNaNaNa NaNaNaNa NaNaNaNa<br>Batbear APES - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:144287 2011-11-20T14:48:53-05:00 2011-11-20T14:48:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Up yours humanity EDUCATION - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:144286 2011-11-20T14:46:24-05:00 2011-11-20T14:46:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its important THE TRUTH - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:144283 2011-11-20T14:25:30-05:00 2011-11-20T14:25:30-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I love you and because I love you<br>I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth<br>than adore me for telling you lies. Pietro Aretino CRIMINALS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:144282 2011-11-20T14:16:12-05:00 2011-11-20T14:16:12-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Break the rules one stinking time and they never ever let you forget it STUPID VELOCIRAPTORS - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:144242 2011-11-19T21:29:13-05:00 2011-11-19T21:29:13-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>STOP THROWING BANANAS AT ME<br>I NEED TO STUDY THE RECESSION - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:144238 2011-11-19T21:07:37-05:00 2011-11-19T21:07:37-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Affecting the people youd least expect FAIL WINNING - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:144237 2011-11-19T21:03:54-05:00 2011-11-19T21:03:54-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes you just fail so bad that<br>you stumble into the realm of aweinspiring winningness LAWS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:144236 2011-11-19T20:58:18-05:00 2011-11-19T20:58:18-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They exist because sometime somewhere<br>some idiot found a brand new way to screw up DATE NIGHT - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:144235 2011-11-19T20:50:21-05:00 2011-11-19T20:50:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hey honey Great news We can still go to the Olive Garden<br>I found us a babysitter BATMAN - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:144234 2011-11-19T20:45:12-05:00 2011-11-19T20:45:12-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Fighting injustice when HE wants to<br>Not when YOU want him to MARRIAGE - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:144231 2011-11-19T20:29:58-05:00 2011-11-19T20:29:58-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The day the music dies PWNED - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:144230 2011-11-19T20:25:49-05:00 2011-11-19T20:25:49-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it.<br>Just deal with it. PARENTHOOD - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:144229 2011-11-19T20:22:21-05:00 2011-11-19T20:22:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The best years of your life BE UNIQUE - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:144228 2011-11-19T20:17:05-05:00 2011-11-19T20:17:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Society will tell you to do things a certain way<br>Dont listen to them SHARKS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:144218 2011-11-19T18:16:32-05:00 2011-11-19T18:16:32-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You may think theyre cool<br>They think youre a snack BEING GREEN - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:144214 2011-11-19T17:42:45-05:00 2011-11-19T17:42:45-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Easy it is not JEALOUSY - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:144211 2011-11-19T17:25:20-05:00 2011-11-19T17:25:20-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It takes advantage of the best of us STEREOTYPES - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:144200 2011-11-19T15:58:41-05:00 2011-11-19T15:58:41-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Only offensive if they are untrue SUPERGIRL - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:144196 2011-11-19T15:14:55-05:00 2011-11-19T15:14:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Admit it.<br>Youd burn down your own house<br>Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you NINJA SANTA - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:144194 2011-11-19T14:51:33-05:00 2011-11-19T14:51:33-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bringing new meaning to the phrase<br>You better watch out.